Asda lottery syndicate to spend £6.8 million on tits, holidays and fast cars

All hell broke loose at a Greater Manchester Asda when a lottery syndicate of 16 shop employees found out they had won £6.8 million.
Sharing the money amongst them the supermarket workers have announced that they will be spending their £450,000 on boob jobs, fast cars and flashy holidays abroad.
Naturally none of them have said that they will put the money in a high interest account of invest in property so they can quit their day jobs, so we expect their boss can quash fears that they won’t be begging for their jobs back in a month once they’ve blown the lot on a load of tacky crud.
We think a Friday night battered sausage and pork pie syndicate would have been more fitting for this lot.