Robbers Safe BetA Robber’s Safe Bet

AN Alaskan man must’ve desperately needed a new safe, stealing one out of a family’s home but – and here’s the kicker – he took only a fraction of the cash inside.

From everybody at BBM, you’re doing it all wrong!

Alaska State Troopers told the local newspaper that the safe measured only about a cubic foot and was relatively lightweight.

There’s one plus for our new favourite criminal, as there were no signs that anyone had broken into the house. Bravo, at least you did that part well!

The safe contained $100,000 but $80,000 was found in the victim’s backyard the following morning.