If the 2000 film Unbreakable taught us anything – other than the fact that M Night Shyamalan is a one-trick pony – it’s that if there’s someone who’s awesome at something, there’s someone who’s equally shit as a result.
So in the land of Lewis Hamilton, it’s only natural that England should also have the world’s shittest driver – and his name is Christian Whiteley-Mason.
Finally, after 33 attempts, 14 different instructors, 85 lessons and £10,000 on driving lessons that started 25 years ago, Christian passed his driving test last month.
“I can’t believe I’ve actually finally passed after all these years,” said the care home manager from Barnsley. “I’m still in shock!”
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