Rod's Had One Cup Too Many

It’s been almost three decades since philosopher-poet Rod Stewart first posed the intellectual quandary “do ya think I’m sexy?” The answer then as now is “no Rod, are you pissed?”
And it seems our long-held suspicions were right after the clearly inebriated crooner’s guest appearance at the draw for the fifth round of the Scottish Cup.
Comically, he also snubbed a handshake from SFA president Alan McRae, flailed around dramatically and gave an audible groan of apprehension when his beloved Celtic were drawn against Inverness Caley Thistle.
Seeming to forget he was live on Sky Sports, Rod then asked “Is that it?” when the draw finished and applauded the commentator’s suggestion he could get a job as a bingo caller.