Busting to have a ride
An amusement park in the UK spoiled the fun for one woman and numerous teenage boys after staff banned her from a ride because her norks were too massive.
Buxom thrill seeker Tanya Willis, 22, was forced off a rollercoaster at Thorpe Park because her 36L boobs were too big to fit under the harness. Several boys behind her in the queue had the same issue due to their erections, but their boners quickly disappeared after she was removed from sight.
“I’m not fat but the safety bars and seats are not designed for large-breasted women,” Tanya jiggled. “It was really embarrassing having to be chucked off a ride and do a walk of shame past everyone. It ruined my day and I wasn’t even offered a refund.”
They might not have offered her a refund but we’re sure Thorpe Park would be happy to give her a job as a bouncy castle.
