Good news people, Marmageddon is finally over.
“WTF is Marmageddon?” we hear you ask in that text-lanuguage that young people use nowadays.
Well youngsters, Marmageddon was a very real first-world problem that hit New Zealand in 2011 when Marmite ran out after the makers, Sanitarium, closed its factory.
A month ago Sanitarium said Marmite was returning, with hopes of getting back to pre-crisis sales of 640 tons a year.
Sanitarium said: “You’ve rationed, you’ve scraped, you’ve survived Marmaggedon – and now the wait is over!
“From March 20, Marmite is back on supermarket shelves across NZ. Thanks for not freaking out and for waiting patiently for the black gold’s return.”
But it’s not all good news for plucky Kiwis who’ve waited so long for Marmites’ return. Unfortunately, it still tastes like horrible shit and smells like a used nappy.
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