Portaloo, Couldn't Escape If I Wanted To

OK we’ll admit we only decided to do this story because we thought of the headline first.
And we’re sure that’s a small crumb of comfort to the poor Devon woman who found herself trapped in a moving Portaloo while at a beer festival.
The drama unfolded when security staff were asked to move the portaloos to allow an ambulance into the venue. As one of the toilets was hoisted away, there was scared shriek.
“We went to move the ladies toilets, and despite checking and calling we got no response,” the chairman of the event, David Munden, said.
“So they moved the toilet out to let the ambulance in, and when it moved she screamed and said she was locked in it.”
Still look at that great headline. Your ordeal was not in vain dear.