“There’s the bogey man in my kitchen”- says the UK as people goes crazy with calls to the Police on the lead up to Happy Halloween.
Some people across the United Kingdom seem to be getting a little confused between reality and 1980s fictional TV programmes such as ‘Ghostbusters’ and horror movies which are being watched late at night. Maybe these scarecrows need to stop watching so many creepy films such as ‘Chucky’, ‘I Am Legend’, ’28 Days Later’ and the all-funny but freaky ‘Hot Fuss’.
The Daily Express has quoted that calls to the Police have been made complaining of poltergeists stealing house and car keys, werewolves breaking and entering, devils posessing dolls and zombies traipsing across fields- maybe these callers need to put the drinks and drugs away.
At BBM we just reckon that these ghosts and ghouls wanted to play a game or two with the callers- apparently the rise in boo-merangs at local supermarkets were sky high before Halloween.
By Frankie Salt
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