Just going to rock out in my nude plastic bikini that makes my ass look like a chicken…said no one EVER!
Oh our mistake, everybody apart from Miss Miley Cyrus. She has twerked her way right out of our good books. Not only is that because she has turned her sights to scarring people for life whilst on stage as opposed to merely putting on a good performance, but her fashion crimes as just as insulting.
As soon as she cut her hair, she lost both her common sense AND her fashion sense. Bad move Miley.
The VMAs were most definatly the highlight of her fashion meltdown, starring the two piece which looked as though it has been melted onto her skin. However, we mustn’t dismiss her other wardrobe mishaps that have shaped her new reputation to what is it today. There are countless outfits featured below which will make you want to gouge your eyes out just to save yourself from the horror.
Here are 11 of her worst outfits of 2013 for you to feast your eyes on.
Number One: Here pictured at the Billboard Music Awards. This jumpsuit is like a massive wrecking ball in the face…we’re a bit dizzy.
Number Two: Yeaaaaah, it’s a disaster in the USA…
Number Three: We wish she would take ‘the climb’ up a very steep mountain and throw that horrendous outfit off of it! And is that a strut we see? No, no, NO!
Number Four: We couldn’t NOT include this VMA beauty, did she not think to ask anyone if her ass looked good in that? That’s right Thicke, don’t look directly at it!
Number Five: Are we right in saying that this particular number looks like she’s been used as part of an arts and crafts evening at a infant school? That hair-do also makes a bowl cut look fashionable.
Number Six: Fur- check, fishnet- check, tongue- check, nipples- check! We really hope that polar bear she stole that coat from is planning an evil revenge…
Number Seven:Â Ohhh, she can’t stop and she won’t stop
Number Eight: The pout, the hand in her pocket- she really does think she has it all going on doesn’t she? And what is that napkin doing tied about her head?
Number Nine: A nipple slip and a camel toe really do make this truly stunning outfit work. Also, isn’t Jedward angry you stole their signiture hair style?
Number Ten: She may be closely resemling a care bear here, but we are not fooled- she is neither cute nor cuddly!
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