The new iPhone 5s was released last week with a wide range of new features. The one that caught everyone’s attention was the high-tech fingerprint scanner system designed to improve phone security. But now one man has made the bizarre discovery that the new technology does not have to be restricted to fingers… nipples work just as well!
The boffins at Apple claim that all you need to do is press your finger against the screen and your phone magically unlocks. But just five days into being available on general sale the weird minds of its owners have thrown up some interesting adaptations.
A YouTube video shows a man pressing the phone against his nipple and, after registering it via the Touch ID sensor, to his delight the phone easily unlocks. While it might look like he is attempting some sort of futuristic breast-feeding technique the video goes on to prove that, just like a fingerprint, each nipple is unique. Using his own nipple his fellow co-worker is unable to unlock his colleague’s phone.
So there we have it, there is now finally a use for the male nipple; the ultimate security device for your phone.
So next time you are out and about and you see people suddenly take out their phones and hold it close to their chest do not be alarmed they haven’t gone crazy they are just at the forefront of technological innovation.
What we want to know is what was the man was doing when he first discovered this ability!?
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