Ever wondered what Willy Wonka’s son would have been like if he’d become a religious nutjob and moved to South Africa?
Well, wonder no more, good people, for insane pastor Prophet Penuel has given us
a sign. Amen. The bonkers preacher, from the End Times Disciples Ministries in Pretoria, ordered his flock to eat live snakes – and promised that it would become chocolate in their mouths. We’re not sure the Oompa Loompa union would have signed off on that one but there you go.
Well, wonder no more, good people, for insane pastor Prophet Penuel has given us
a sign. Amen. The bonkers preacher, from the End Times Disciples Ministries in Pretoria, ordered his flock to eat live snakes – and promised that it would become chocolate in their mouths. We’re not sure the Oompa Loompa union would have signed off on that one but there you go.
And it worked, according to the not-at-all questionable accounts of the congregation.
‘I did as I was commanded and tasted the chocolate. It was different but tasted good’, one said.
Another added: ‘I was not sure at first but when I bit the snake I realised it was the best chocolate I have ever eaten’.
Prophet Penuel has form for his belief in divine transformation. He previously encouraged worshippers to drink petrol, which he claimed would transform into pineapple juice. Great little party trick, but if the daft bastard did it the other way round he could solve the world’s energy problems in a flash.
‘I did as I was commanded and tasted the chocolate. It was different but tasted good’, one said.
Another added: ‘I was not sure at first but when I bit the snake I realised it was the best chocolate I have ever eaten’.
Prophet Penuel has form for his belief in divine transformation. He previously encouraged worshippers to drink petrol, which he claimed would transform into pineapple juice. Great little party trick, but if the daft bastard did it the other way round he could solve the world’s energy problems in a flash.
