They say that beauty is only skin deep, so a round of applause for a 37-year-old Swedish woman who was so inspired by that piece of wisdom that she’s started banging skeletons.
The skull shagger is suspected of using 100 parts, which included six skulls and one backbone, in “sexual situations” and was charged with violating the peace of the deceased. Talk about getting a boner.
The Goeteborgsposten newspaper (which sounds like a made up name to us) alleged that she wrote on an internet forum a few years ago: “My morals set my limits and I’m prepared to take the punishment if something should happen.
“It’s worth it. I want my man like he is, whether he is dead or alive. He allows me to find sexual happiness on the side.”
Police also found CDs titled ‘My Necrophilia’ and ‘My first experience,’ as well as photos in which a woman is seen kissing and hugging the skulls. It is unclear if she also had posters of her favourite TV hunk, Skeletor from He-Man, hanging from her bedroom walls.
The woman, who has admitted that the items were kept in her apartment but denies doing anything wrong, was arrested in September and faces up to two years in jail if found guilty. She also sold three skulls and a spine to a person in Uppsala earlier this year, prosecutors said.
“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull,” prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local newspaper in Sweden. “We claim it’s her, but she claims it’s someone else and she found the pictures on the internet.”
It all sounds pretty damning to us, but one thing doesn’t add up. If she really wants to shag a skeleton, why didn’t she start a lesbian relationship with Calista Flockhart?
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