As anyone who remembers the Milk Tray adverts from the 80s knows, there’s something sexy and seductive about breaking into a woman’s home and leaving a calling card.
Call us old romantics, but BBM does it at Cheryl Cole’s house all the time. Except it’s not so much a calling card on her bed, as a white stain in her knicker drawer.
So maybe it was this romantic ideal that would-be jewel thief Germain Ibrahim Fofana had in mind when he left a calling card of his own at the scene of his latest crime in London.
Unfortunately, his choice of calling card wasn’t exactly an ideal pick if he was hoping to get away with the deed. It was a picture of his face.
Police arrived at the scene to discover the suspect had left his phone behind – and although they couldn’t open it, he had a selfie as his screen-saver.
Detective Sergeant Damion Cummings said: “In his hurry to run out … the suspect left his mobile phone on the table alongside his bag.
While police were on scene the phone lit up having received a text message and a picture of the suspect was saved as the background.
“We also know he is wanted for further offences including shop-lifting, robbery and burglary across some other London boroughs.”
What an idiot. At least when BBM leaves photos of ourselves at Cheryl’s house, you can’t see our face – it’s usually just our penis. And so the timeless dance of seduction plays on – or rather it will when she lifts the restraining order, the little tease.
Also visit – https://britishballs.com/funny-and-old-sport-news/
