they look so commonCOMMONWEALTH GAMES: We were very sad to see the Aussies embarrassing us in the swimming again this week. We couldn’t give a monkeys about who wins, it’s just their women’s swimmers are far hotter than our bunch of munters. Come on girls, sex it up!
There may be another reason Britain’s swimmers all look like that bit in Lord of The Rings: Return of The King when Gollum’s trying to catch fish – the water’s full of shit.
About 20 percent of the swim team have come down with Delhi belly, leading many to question whether there literally is something in the water.