We all know the Swiss enjoy Toblerones, cuckoo clocks and not fighting in wars – but less well-known is their deep passion for banging whores.
The randy buggers are very proud of their ladies of the night, so much so that they’ve recently created drive-through “sex boxes” to help regulate the world’s oldest profession. If they stuck a drive-through McDonald’s at the end of the same street, BBM’s average Friday night would be a lot more time efficient. A Big Mac Meal and a whore. I’m lovin’ it.
The ‘boxes’ are actually wooden sheds, which the window tappers and their clients will be able to access using a drive-through-style pick-up system. Motorists who wish to use the location in Zurich will have to drive down a pre-determined route where a maximum of 40 prostitutes will be positioned.
Basically, if you’ve driven past a bus shelter in Newcastle city centre on a Friday night, you’ll see something similar.
Once the punter has chosen which human trampoline they want to have a go on, and have agreed a price, they will be allowed to use the complex, which will be open from the early evening till 5am, seven days a week.
However, those on foot or on a motorbike will not be permitted inside the former industrial zone.
Zurich social welfare worker Michael Herzig had previously said the initiative, which begins on August 26, would help regulate the sex industry.
“We want to regulate prostitution because until now it was the law of the jungle,” he said.
It’s understood the scheme will be funded by money stolen from families persecuted and killed during World War II.
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