It certainly is the time of year for glitz and glam, and if you’re going to wear something sparkly then Christmas and New Year is the time to do it, but would you want to shit glitter?
“I’m so excited I could shit glitter.” sounds like something Paris or Perez Hilton would come out with, but we digress. For the pill popping party pigs amongst you there’s a new toy out on the market in the form of rainbow glitter pills that indeed, make you shit glitter. The rainbow glitter pills can be bought from Etsy, and they’ve even brought out a festive golden pill so you can be reunited with your Christmas Day turkey glowing with pride on Boxing Day if you like!
What’s more messed up is there is also another pill available online for $425 which contains 24-karat gold leaf and dipped in gold, which could
potentially make your turd rather turgid, and valuable! – We’d recommend an Aloe Vera colon cleanse with that!
Anyway, if you’re the type of person to WhatsApp your pooh to your friends, then go ahead and glitter pill to your heart’s content

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