Ever wondered what Daily Mail columnists mean when they talk about the Loony Left? Well say hello to Labour politician Simon Parkes.
Parkes sits on Whitby town council in North Yorkshire, works as a driving instructor – and says he’s fathered a child with an alien he regularly meets up with for space sex.
Parkes says he is beamed up for the intergalactic affair four times a year by an alien he calls the Cat Queen and claims they have a child together called Zarka. Apparently, his wife’s not too happy about the extra-marital, extra-terrestrial shenanigans – but he says it’s not wrong as “it is not a human level”.
“What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say ‘I’m ready’ and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the earth,” he said.
“There are plenty of people in my position who don’t choose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers.”
Maybe his alien interactions have given him the power to see the future, because we suspect his career is about to be destroyed very soon.
Naked acrobatics at a public transport station
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