You know that vile joke about a vampire’s teabag?
Well it turns out there may be a real life vampire in Manchester. Reports of a middle aged man cycling around and asking women for their used tampons poured in from disgusted women when they were approached by the blood sucking weirdo.
Apparently some of his phrases ranged from “Excuse me, do you have a dirty tampon I can suck?” to “You know when you bleed on your period, I want to suck it – and your tampon”. The man was described as being between 40-55 with mid-length grey hair.
Words fail us.

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