We always thought something smelled fishy about Qatar winning the rights to the World Cup in 2022, and now we know why – one of the stadiums being built for the event looks like a giant fanny.
According to architects Zaha Hadid and Aecom, the design of the Al Wakrah stadium was inspired by the flowing shape of a dhow, a traditional sailing vessel used by pearl divers in the region. But in the British media’s opinion, it looks like something muff divers would be more familiar with.
When the 40,000 capacity stadium is finally built, it will smash Katie Price’s record for the world’s most accommodating vagina. “Perhaps the bigwigs behind the design (no doubt all male) should embrace this so-called faux pas and rebrand it as a deliberate nod towards the increasingly liberal Qatari policies concerning women in sport,” wrote The Guardian’s resident feminist flag-waver Holly Baxter, co-founder and editor of the Vagenda blog.”In a world where sport and vaginas very rarely come together with such prominence (see every UK female footballer’s salary versus every UK male footballer’s salary), this can only be a good thing.” The architects themselves seem oblivious to the big white hairy elephant in the room.
“The stadium weaves together Qatar’s past with its progressive vision for the future,” a spokesperson for the company said. Sorry boys, but the only link we can see between vaginas and the World Cup is Brazilians are popular with both. “After all,” added Baxter. “Why not have 45,000 people crammed inside a woman’s reproductive system? It’s not like they haven’t been there before.” It’s understood Ms Price has already accepted the challenge.
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