Paris Hilton has made a noteworthy attempt to stay relevant in the public eye by releasing a new single. She teams up with rapper Lil’ Wayne, a connoisseur of bad lyrics, and together they created the song with possibly the most simple lyrics of all time. Just waiting on Kanye’s confirmation. It has definitely got tongues wagging as it is horrendously bad.
The single looks to ride on the wave of popular dance tracks that club-goers feed off of but really it ends up sounding Ibiza ’99-esque, not to mention the video should really come with a strobe lighting warning. Even Aqua, the band responsible for “Barbie Girl”, would be ashamed. The one thing Miss Hilton does deliver on, if you’re a fan of hers, is a series of scantily clad outfits.
In recognition of Paris’ awful singing career, we present five other celebrities who should take a blood oath to never sing again.
Kim Kardashian teamed up with The Dream to produce “Jam (Turn It Up)” which she claimed would be just for fun. Sounds like she was covering her tracks and she was right to. To give her credit she donated the money earned to a children’s hospital. Though a better option would have been to the people that actually bought the single.
Spencer Pratt is single handedly sending the rap game to the grave. This young Father Christmas look-a-like used his wife Heidi Montag to add sex appeal to the video but you can’t get past the lyrical clichés from start to finish in this song.
Notorious for its baffling video concept, Eddie Murphy was doomed from the start. Comedians can’t be singers. You can only feel for Michael Jackson as he was roped into featuring after getting Eddie to appear in another video. At least Michael made Eddie do what he’s good at.
Katie Price is another loon who must be surrounded by sycophants. I feel sorry for genuine dance producers as it’s the go to genre for all these pretenders. I’ll spare you the pink catsuit video.
Heidi Montag is our last entry into the elite squad. This song is definitely well produced and doesn’t look like it was filmed with an old Nokia phone. You couldn’t be any more enticed by this lady yodelling at the camera and prancing around a beach. Real sexy indeed.
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