The devastating news of James Gandolfini’s early death has made us take a look at his enormously praised work as the respected and feared Tony Soprano, loosely based on real life mobster “Vincent Ocean” Palermo, street boss of the DeCalvacante crime family. Here are some funny quotes to remember his dedication and skill:
‘You’ve got no f***ing idea what it’s like to be Number One’
Carmela: Tony, we can’t just throw your sister out.
Tony: Why not?
Carmela: It wouldn’t be Christian.
Tony: See? This s**t works out. She’s Buddhist.
Tony: Believe me you don’t want to know. You want to know what I’m thinkin’. Seriously. I’m thinking I’d like to take a brick and smash your f**king face into f**king hamburger.
Dr. Melfi: Do you think making hamburger out of me would make you feel better?
Tony: Mother of Christ. Is this a woman thing? You ask me how I’m feeling. I tell you how I’m feeling and now you’re going to torture me with it.
AJ: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
Tony: Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
‘Ma, I’ll never understand that. The phone is an auditory thing, dark is an eye thing. I can understand not going out after dark. You get jumped in the shadows, whatever, but not answering the phone after dark?’
Carmela: What if something should happen?
Tony: You dig out my blue suit, you call up old man Coletti, and tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.
And one for us:
‘Why don’t you get the f**k out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat f**king ass.’
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