A Japanese weirdo has come up with a novel new way to get people to put his cock in their mouth. Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed by a physician in March, froze them for two months – then cooked and served them up to diners at a restaurant. Amazingly, they knew what they were getting and paid for the privilege. We’ll never look at sushi the same way again.
The 23-year-old freak of nature, who has been arrested for indecent exposure, charged guests around 160 pounds per person to eat the meal which was garnished with mushrooms and parsley. But Sugiyama could not be arrested for cooking or selling his genitals as there is no law against cannibalism in Japan. The idiot guests were made to sign a waiver so he could not be held responsible if they fell ill. As a general rule of thumb, BBM tends not to eat things that we have to sign a waiver for.
“I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen (800 pounds). I’m Japanese,” he tweeted, before deciding to split the meal between six bidders.
“The organs were surgically removed at age 22. I was tested to be free of venereal diseases. The organs were of normal function. I was not receiving female hormone treatment.
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