You don’t have to be psychic to know that League Two also-rans Mansfield town won’t be lighting up the Premier League in the near future, but curious Stags fans were still eager to pick the brains of a touring clairvoyant, known simply as Trisha, who had agreed to perform at a club function to raise funds.
Alas, the show was cancelled and normally that would be that – except the club announced the change by using the time-honoured phrase “due to unforeseen circumstances”.
Cue Twitter hilarity as the message went viral on social media with many people wondering “why she didn’t see it coming”.
They should’ve hired BBM’s Crystal Balls, who is not only a professional clairvoyant but also has experience entertaining whole football teams – usually in the showers after the game.