For He's A Dolly Good Felon – Man Steals Sex Doll

It might be the Chinese Year of the Rooster, but for one Chinese thief it was all about the cock after a bizarre break-in at a sex shop.
In the middle of the night, the randy robber prised open a vending machine at the shop, picked out a sex doll he’d clearly got his eye on, then legged it – taking nothing else.
All up, his horny haul was worth just £34.
Footage of the strange theft in the city of Jinan, capital of East China’s Shandong* Province, has gone viral on Chinese social media, with viewers speculating the burglar may have been lonely and needed some female company during the Chinese New Year holidays.
*Dong, ha!