A bloke in Italy crapped himself recently when he and his wife were woken in the middle of the night by strange noises and saw shadows moving outside their bedroom door.
Not being a South African Paralympian, the husband decided against grabbing a gun and shooting indiscriminately at the door and instead opted to call the police to report a burglary.
So imagine his relief when the police arrived to discover it wasn’t actually a burglar, it was just some bloke who’s been popping round to his house to knob his wife. Phew, what a relief!
Apparently the bit on the side had let himself into the house in Pisa because he mistakenly thought the husband was away on business. When the truth was cleared up, the pair promptly had a bit of fisticuffs.
It’s unclear if the winner then got to shag the woman in question.
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