Keep Your Hair On

If you can turn a frown upside down, then surely, by that head-spinning logic, you can also turn a beard into a wig.
If you don’t believe us then, frankly, you’re of sound mind. But one man who dared to dream such madness has found himself in court in Norway, after super gluing bits of his beard onto a bald man’s bonce to create a toupee.
According to the Bergen’s Tidende newspaper, the accused claims the act was “consensual” – but seeing as he’s standing in front of a judge now, we severely doubt it. Not only that, but he’s also accused of a string of other crimes – such as burglary and theft – as well as the violation of a restraining order intended to keep him away from the poor bald bastard to whom he “gifted” his hair.