Inventor Creates Chocolate Farts

 
And now for some more anally charged antics.
A French inventor claims to have made a pill that makes your farts smell of chocolate. Inventor, Christian Poincheval reckons the pills actually make farts smell nice.
The fragrant idea came to mind one evening when Poincheval was dining with friends, and they all became very flatulent, commenting on the incident he said, “We were at the table with friends and after a hearty meal, our farts were so smelly we nearly suffocated. “The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. “Something had to be done.”
And that it was. So guys, now it’s possible to have both chocolate-scented glitter farts! Projections show that by 2016 you will also be able to have fireworks and Lionel Richie sing every time you need to fart.