Listen ladies. When a man says “no” he means “no”. And having been described as “adequate” and “not the worst I’ve had” in the bedroom department by no less than two former girlfriends, BBM knows what it’s like to have women begging you for sexual fulfilment – and not always from the ones we pay $50 to five minutes later.
But sometimes we men don’t want sex, we just want to go to sleep, or watch football, or wait until you’ve fallen asleep and look at photos of Cheryl Cole on our laptop. Whatever the reason, sometimes we’re just not in the mood. We’re not pieces of meat you know.
Sadly, that’s exactly what crazy Yank bitch Krystle Harrison thought her boyfriend was after deciding to sink her teeth into his cock because he turned her down in bed. Battered sausage anyone?
“The victim and defendant were in bed,” said a police report. “The defendant wanted to have sex with the victim and began to touch him.
“The victim informed the defendant several times that he did not want to partake. The defendant then grabbed the victim and bit his penis.”
The report went on to claim that crazy Krystle, 19, chased her battered boyfriend, with whom she has a young son, outside their house, slapping him and spitting in his face.
Despite also sustaining scratches to his chest, he said he did not want to press charges nor seek medical treatment for his half-chewed penis.
For a woman crazy for sex, she clearly hasn’t thought through the consequences of her actions.
“Hey honey, wanna shag?”
“Not tonight darling, you’ve bitten off half my cock.”
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