He’s not even at the club these days, but Emmanuel Adebayor continues to be a thorn in the
side of Man City boss Roberto Mancini. Despite struggling for a game at Eastlands, the Togo striker has already scored twice since moving to Real Madrid on loan, a feat made all the more impressive by the fact he hit both goals while sucking Jose Mourinho’s cock. “It is very easy to work with Mourinho,” he slurped. “He is an excellent person and he enhances my game. He has his own way of dealing with people. He tells you what he expects you to do.”