If you like big rocks, access to blokes who sell weed and shagging alternative-lifestyle chicks who don’t believe in showering, then your dream job has just become available: general manager of Stonehenge.
Just how hard it is to be general manger of some rocks that have been standing in the ground for 4000 years is debatable, but apparently the successful applicant will get £65,000 a year for, basically, keeping druids off the lawn.
But despite the piece-of-piss job description, Stonehenge bosses have warned the application process will not be easy as they are only seeking the ‘brightest and best’ for the job.
Tim Reeve, English Heritage’s historic properties director, said: “It is also important to ensure we keep dignity for the stones. This year marks a new dawn for Stonehenge.”
A new dawn eh Tim? What are you going to do, spruce it up with a paint job? Put the stones at a daring new angle? Or are you just going to spunk a load of money over a new job that basically amounts to doing very little for a lot of cash?
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