Not content with shooting King Harold in the eye in 1066, those foul-smelling Frenchies have invaded Hastings yet again, only this time they’re targeting the nose. Chemical warfare has been unleashed after a stench-cloud of noxious gasses from a factory in northern France crossed the Channel to smother the long-suffering residents of Hastings.
East Sussex police sent a message on their Twitter profile for Hastings that there was no need to panic after complaints came in. “The smell in the air today in Hastings is mercaptan it is a non-toxic gas and has originated from Rouen #noneedtopanic,” the force tweeted. Scotland Yard later revealed the smell had spread to south-east London, writing on Twitter: “We are aware of reports of a strong noxious gas like smell in some south-east London boroughs – no risks to public.”
The French gas cloud is thought to have dispersed as soon as it reached Arsenal, where it was immediately signed by Arsene Wenger to give his defence some backbone.
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