It’s not unusual for someone to complain about the meals on a plane.
What’s slightly more unusual is someone complaining about the bloke sitting next to them having too many.
Now Giorgio Destro, from Padua in Italy, is suing Emirates Airlines for sitting him next to a fat bastard for a nine-hour flight.
“For nine hours, I had to stand in the aisle, sit on seats reserved for the cabin crew when they were free, and in the final phase of flight resign myself to suffer the ‘spill over’ of the passenger at my side,” he said.
It’s not known if the porky passenger is also suing Emirates for sitting him next to a moaning prick.