If there is a burglar school running somewhere by clandestine means, Steven Moylan needs to fill out an application immediately. Moylan had initially entered the off-licence through the flat above and was attempting to remove the floorboards to gain entry to the store.
The “burglar” from Birkenhead has been arrested and charged with trespassing and intent to steal as he was found unconscious on the floor of the off licence. The 35 year old fell 10ft through the ceiling and landed in behind the cashier desk. After being taken into custody he insisted on having no memory of the incident. Fortunately, the internet will remind him of his every last detail. Staff of the store were alerted by alarm after Moylan had collapsed through the roof.
“I came out for the call and couldn’t see anything at first. I went in and turned off the alarm and hen noticed the ceiling hanging down. I thought it must’ve collapsed under its own weight. Then I noticed what looked like a pile of clothes, then thought ‘hang on, there’s a head!'”, deputy manager Kathryn Birks recalls her encounter of Moylan.
In court, Moylan pleaded guilty and claimed to be living with his parents of which they denied. We’d probably deny it too. Tessa Hinder, who was defending Moylan, announced hat he had been drinking all day and had no recollection of his attempts but he accepts he must have committed the crime.
The worst part of the story is his choice of off licence; “Bargain Booze”. At least go for the good stuff.
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