Apparently a large percentage of Brits have a freaky side that even R Kelly would be shocked by, although nobody was honest enough to pissing on their sexual partners. So Kells, you’re still the King of The Golden Shower.
When surveying the population of Britain, the study found that the Scottish love to get down to a bit of Bump N Grind in the back seat of a car. To be fair, we’ve stayed in some hotels in the Highlands and totally understand why you’d pick a beat down Fiesta over the slumming it in paid for accommodation.
Don’t judge the Scots though, especially if you’re a Brummy because we now know that those Midlanders are pure filth when they get the horn! Chances are if you’re swept off your feet by a gentleman (rarely gentle) from Birmingham, there’s an 18% he’s going to take to his favourite dogging spot! Nothing wrong with a bit of outdoors activity, just be sure you’re not caught ass up face down in a pile of cow manure!
Norwich locals have taken the term back-seat driver and given it a new meaning with 38.4% confessing to taking control of the stick while someone was driving. It’s been said that Delia Smith was leading the line to admit her saucy exploits, flashing locals and screaming “Let’s be havin’ you!” on her drunken nights out.
Good ol’ Delia!
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