Roses are red, violets are blue, semen is white, and I bottled it for you.
Young love can manifest itself in strange ways, but giving the lady of your deepest desire a bottle full of your semen has be up there as one of the strangest routes to love.
Not be outdone in the lack-of-common-sense stakes his crush then applied the contents of the bottle to her face thinking it was moisturiser.
Her suspicions were raised when she noticed the smell of the supposed product left something to be desired, before her slightly more worldly roommate revealed the sticky truth to the young maiden.
Reacting the only sensible way, she sued the boy for $300.
He paid, apologised, yet vowed to fight on in the quest for her heart. Maybe one day they will both look back at this and, at some point in the future find it as funny, and gross as we do in the present.
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