Expect to see Steven Gerrard’s penis being discussed by four very wrinkly women in the next Sex and The City movie after “the whorish one” from the show tweeted her “admiration” for the Scouse super hunk. Must be his sexy accent.
Kim Cattrall, who has been spotted several times watching the Reds at Anfield and was present for her favourite team’s crushing win in the Merseyside derby, tweeted her feelings for the consta-gurning Liverpool skipper.
It came about as she posted a photo of Gerrard walking off the field accompanied by physio Chris Morgan, whose arm was hovering over the midfielder’s arse.
“This makes me jealous,” she posted. “I’ve met Steven Gerrard a few times but sadly never got this close.”
In the show, when Samantha says anything like this, it cuts to a montage of her being nailed in every position imaginable (i.e. on top, doggy and normal) – followed by her collapsing into bed and saying something like “I heard you were good at ramming balls into the box, but that was ridiculous”. But the image of Gerrard having sex would probably fall foul of television’s decency laws.
As someone who lives thousands of miles away from the north-west of England, Cattrall should technically support Manchester United – but apparently her love for Liverpool stems from the fact she was born there but moved to Canada with her parents as a baby.
In some ways, Cattrall and Gerrard is a match made in heaven. Just like Samantha in the show, Gerrard is everyone’s favourite at Anfield despite being heavily propped up by his much younger and more talented co-stars. Samantha also had a homosexual relationship on the show, just like Gerrard and Jamie Carragher.
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