Drink Up For The Cup
Melbourne Cup Day is almost upon us again - the day when Australia's chronic gambling and drinking problems are celebrated across the nation. Huzzahs!
So...
Driven To Murder – Who's The Hardest Man In Football?
Move over Vinnie Jones, Norman Hunter and Roy Keane, we have a new contender in the debate over who the hardest man in football...
Reds Star Is Tweet Intolerant
The A-League is back good people, and Adelaide United’s doomed quest to turn themselves into a La Liga team has continued with the acquisition...
Liverpool Give Handy Striker A Go
As if to underline just how shit Liverpool's strikeforce is without Daniel Sturridge, Jurgen Klopp opted to play one of his reserve keepers up...
Cameraman Takes The Piss out of Michael Cavendish
Everyone knows blokes find it difficult to take a slash when there's someone else next to them, so no wonder Tour de France cyclist...
Nike Gets a Dressing Down
Nike has been forced to recall its signature ladies dress for the Wimbledon championships over complaints from players that it was “too skimpy” and...
Get On Your Bike For Tour
In the wake of the Euro 2016 violence between England and Russia fans, the French authorities are again on alert after reports of a...
Old Magic Still There For Striker
A wizened 49-year-old Japanese footballer has set a new record after becoming the oldest professional player to score in a competitive match.
So chin up...
Ring Rivals Take The Piss
For our money, there are few finer sights in sport than watching a vicious UFC thug brutally beating an unconcious man’s face into a...
Baseball Fans Get Fired Up
If there’s two things that Americans love (that aren’t food related), it’s baseball and guns. So it was almost inevitable that some genius would...