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Fantasy Football Update – 07/10/13

Here at BBM we were wondering: where the hell do we get our fantasy football updates from? BBC are lagging and Sky Sports are too busy putting make-up on everyone for the live shows! So...
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Manchester City – Bayern Munich Match Report – 03/10/13

In what is becoming an increasingly predictable routine, Manchester City were well beaten at home last night in a Champions League game; this time against Bayern Munich. Granted Munich are the reigning champions and have...
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Barton Bends Over Backwards For Gay Rights

Philosophising thug Joey Barton believes it's time football embraced its gay players. But he doesn't mean he wants to "literally" embrace players. That'd be gay. "The bureaucrats have been guilty of not taking a tough...
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Riding the Swiss Matterhorn

Hot on the heels of the Toblerone, the army knife and the cuckoo clock, those war-dodging Swiss mavericks have come up with yet another awesome invention – strippers as pre-match entertainment at football games....
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Di Canio Dictatorship Finally Over

Anyone who's been at a BNP rally, or been forced to speak to a London cabby, has probably heard the line: "Now I'm no racist but they come over here, take our jobs and...
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Cousin It Lookalike Gets Job Reporting On Football

It's an open secret that Richard Keys, the hairy man-sized Ewok who has been trained to commentate on football, hit rock bottom after his sacking from Sky Sports. The last time BBM saw him...
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Round Two UEFA Champions League

With the first game of the top European competition already taking place, we now look forward to what promises to be an exciting second round of fixtures. The pick of the bunch being the star studded...
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Schedule For September 2013

  Having gained the rights to showcase the best football Europe has to offer, Fox is proud to announce that over the next two years they will be showing a selection of games from Serie...
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Manchester United Victorious In Carling Cup

Man United got revenge for the recent defeat to their fierce rivals Liverpool in the Premiership with a closely fought 1-0 victory against them in the Carling Cup on Wednesday. Luis Suarez returned to the...
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Capital One Cup Action

The 3rd round of the Capital One Cup got underway last night and, unlike last season where Bradford The 3rd City somehow made it all the way to the final, there was a distinct...