Entering a beauty pagaent in China is proving to be rather tricky, let alone to be granted the Queen at the end of the terrifying ordeal!
Of course you need the full package; the brains, the personality and of course the body- however, as usual, China has taken this to the next level (the keenos). Amongst the criteria of having your hips, chest and waist measured- the distance between the nipples has to suit a very precise criteria. Basically if your nipples are less than 20 centimetres apart then you are an absolute no-go for the beauty contest. Now, BBM doesn’t quite understand how having spacious nips makes you any more eligible for a Chinese beauty contest, or how in addition, a certain distance between contestants’ pupils: 46% of the distance between the pupil and her ear makes you the most beautiful lady in the land- we think it just makes these ladies look like toys. Not cool.
China, you never seize to amaze.
By Frankie Salt
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