As we all know it’s complete chaos in the UK at the moment after the shocking and stupid result of the Brexit vote. However if it’s all getting a bit much, it might be time to have a little laugh about it all rather than sobbing into our pillows on a nightly basis whilst the country falls.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar.
They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go.
What do you call it when a white person robs you?
Conservatism
I regret joining the gym recently.
Leaving the EU would’ve been a more effective way to lose pounds.
What did Britain say to its trade partners?
“See EU later.
What do you get when you cross Boris Johnson, Lord Ashcroft and Michael Gove?
A searing biopic, resignation and the breakup of the country you governed.