An unlucky bloke in Ghana experienced every man’s worst toilet nightmare, when his metaphorical one-eyed trouser snake was bitten by a very non-metaphorical two-eyed black snake.
Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, was sitting on a public toilet when the ‘big black snake’ lunged from below and latched on to his unguarded genitals.
Considering it was a public toilet, we assume George Michael was around to suck the poison out.
The porter told Ghana’s Kessben FM he almost fainted with shock when the serpent got ready to pounce again, before he fled from the toilet.
But apparently his shouts of “snake, snake, snake” caused a panic and others soon began running from the washroom in the middle of nature’s call.
To be honest, his experience still sounds more appealing than going to a toilet on the third day of a music festival.
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