If a beloved pet attacked a human, what would be the kindest thing to do? Muzzle it? Put it to sleep maybe? Destroy it humanely?
Well how about kill it, cook it and have it served to a zulu king while maidens dance bare-breasted around the carcass. We don’t know about you, but it sounds a shit load better than a trip to the vets.
A popular South African hippopotamus called Vincent was presented as lunch to King Goodwill Zwelithini at the monarch’s annual reed dance last month after attacking a game ranger, who lost a leg.
A private game reserve had sealed a deal to take on Vincent, but wildlife authorities suddenly told them the animal was “no longer available” – largely due to the fact he was being eaten at the time.
“From time to time, we donate animals to the king,” said Bandile Mkhize, the director general of the province’s conservation authority. “We took a decision to kill the hippo as it had attacked a human being and was viewed as a problem animal.”
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