A Crime Of Fashion

 
We’re not criminal masterminds here at BBM. Our idea of getting away with something is remembering to use the tap after we’ve pissed in the sink.
However, it seems like a fairly obvious rule of thumb that if you’re going to try and steal something, then it’s best to look as inconspicuous as possible. Maybe dark , indistinguishable clothing and balaclavas. Well two blokes in Yorkshire got the balaclava bit right when they stole several expensive monitors from a train station last month, unfortunately the rest of their attire didn’t exactly “blend in”.

Police are now hunting a man wielding a spadeand a polkadot onesie, and another dressed inred leggings armed with a Jedi light sabre. “It’s not often we get CCTV of thieves wearing a polka dot onesie and wielding a spade, but they could be the vital clues needed to name these two,” police understated.