A Booty Of Heroin

 
We don’t know what our preoccupation with buttocks is about this month, but in another twisted tale, a man was found hiding heroin in his two-year-old daughter’s nappy.
23-year-old Kenneth Bell was pulled over when he was suspected of moving drugs. The car containing himself, his two daughters and their mother was ordered to pullover, and the game appeared to be up when sniffer dogs detected narcotics on board. His helpful 5-year-old then informed the policeman that Daddy had put something in her sister’s diaper.
After the mother had undressed the toddler, $2,500 worth of heroin was found in the baby’s nappy, “This is somebody that shouldn’t even have fathered children,” said Police Spokesman Detective Michael Mangina. “He needs to own up to his own mistakes, and certainly not involve his children, who are babies, basically.”
It’s fair to say that Kenneth ended up in a world of shit, and to make matters worse, was put away by someone with the surname Mangina!!!