Lancashire has got one over on perennial rival Yorkshire after being named as the UK’s dogging capital.
So if shagging someone with Mel B’s accent in a freezing cold carpark, while Roy Cropper from Coronation Street masturbates in a bush, is your cup of tea, book your flights to Manchester now.
According to swingers website Swinging Heaven, there are 216 sites in Lancashire where horny weirdos can meet for action after dark.
Classy places where people meet included the car park opposite Preston North End’s Deepdale stadium and Charnock Richard Services on the M6.
One enthused user of the site highly favoured Charnock Richard and said: “South bound great glory hole busy at night when truckers parking up for the night.”
Another named ‘Copstud’ replied: “I agree with this one. I ended up in a truck with a fit trucker who I met in the loo. Def one to visit again.”
And they say romance is dead.
 

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