BBM’s resident mystic and GILF Crystal Balls has done some seriously screwed up shit in her time – just ask her about the night she had with John Terry, a bag of carrots and the Chelsea youth team (we still can’t walk past the vegetable section of Coles without clenching).
But outside the bedroom, even Crystal has her limits. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for a fortune teller in Japan who has been ordered to pay $850,000 in damages to a female client who she spooked into working as a prostitute for her.
The gullible victim started consulting with the clairvoyant in 2008, when she was troubled by a divorce, and became a little too dependent on her otherworldly advice. In 2011, she was forced to move into an apartment the fortune teller owned, and ordered to work as a prostitute to pay rent and other costs. So basically, instead of crossing her palm with silver, she was rubbing her palm with semen.