A junky in Swindon must have been thankful the police didn’t call in sniffer dogs after the desperate skank was busted for hiding seven grams of cocaine under his foreskin.
Well that’s one way to get a woman hooked on blowjobs.
Police were called after a member of the public spotted 24-year-old Joshua Hare making a nuisance of himself in a carpark outside a Homebase store. When the cops arrived, he was bollock naked, so he naturally stashed his cocaine in the only place available – under the hood.
He put up a fight with officers before being arrested and charged. During his trial, the prosecution described how the wrap of drugs slowly ’emerged’ from Hare’s genitals. We can only assume they showed him naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson and nature did the rest.
Funny News Drug Addict Hides Cocaine In Foreskin
