Heading to Dublin for St Patricks Day? You’re probably heading to the pub to enjoy a few pints, join in with some jolly singing and a have a good ol’ Irish quality night out? Well, if you’re into banter, this particular pub have come up with a list of rules you have to obey upon entering, and some are rather strange. Only in Ireland eh!Â
Here’s the list of rules in full:
1. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
2. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade.
3. Persons drinking a pint of Guinness before it has fully settled will be immediately barred.
4. Anyone on stage or behind the bar is 50% better looking.
5. Telling lies is unacceptable, you may however grossly exaggerate.
6. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
7. If you hesitate more than three seconds after getting the barman’s attention, you do not deserve a drink.
8. If you buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
9. If you buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still may not like you.
10. Girls hang out, apply make-up and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
The Merry Ploughboy is especially popular with tourists with plenty of Irish music on offer. We reckon the witty sign is all in good craic and customers really can order and drink as they please.
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