They’re the six little words that every policeman fears when he’s trying to arrest a dangerous felon: “Look out officer! She’s got tits!”
Sadly, this warning cry came too late to save a poor defenceless policeman in Hong Kong, who was allegedly assaulted by a protester’s breasts. Quite how that’s possible, or why you’d complain about it, is still up for debate, but that’s the charge that has been levelled at 30-year-old Ng Lai-ying.
Despite the fact that photos of Lai-ying with blood streaming from her nose have hit the
net, and that she was the one who made the initial complaint of indecent assault, the poor protester has had the tables turned on her, with Chinese magistrates claiming she used her “feminine wiles” to trap the officer. Call us paranoid, but it almost sounds like the Chinese government is trying to ruthlessly stamp out all criticism of the ruling system, no matter how bloody ridiculous it makes them look.
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net, and that she was the one who made the initial complaint of indecent assault, the poor protester has had the tables turned on her, with Chinese magistrates claiming she used her “feminine wiles” to trap the officer. Call us paranoid, but it almost sounds like the Chinese government is trying to ruthlessly stamp out all criticism of the ruling system, no matter how bloody ridiculous it makes them look.
By the way, if any women out there want to demonstrate how to assault a man with your tits, please feel free to pop into BBM Towers at any time.
