Just a heads up this story is pretty gross and if you’re tucking into lunch it’s best to stop eating. 
Imagine coming downstairs and catching a whiff of the foulest stench in the air sweeping through from the kitchen. Your gut instinct is to investigate, but the last thing you’d image to find is your housemate preparing one of his turds in a roll of puff pastry.
Let us introduce you to the last person you would dream about living with; even Josef Fritzl would be more desirable housemate! One man moved into a home courtesy of Chapter 1, a charity providing affordable housing and from the start began to get under the skin of his fellow housemates from the get go. They weren’t too fussed about his layabout lifestyle and constant weed smoking but, there’s always a line that people cross. Cooking and eating poo seems to be it!
Most people wouldn’t accept someone constantly smoking weed in their home, that would be enough to kick the dude to the curb but we imagine it wasn’t too much of an issue. However, alarm bells begin to ring, and by alarm bells, like serious air-raid alarms when you catch the guy midway cooking a steaming poo in the communal oven.
A woman living with the creep questioned what he was cooking up, and he answered “magic sauce”. What! Were you expecting a sane response? “It was definitely poo. He took it out and he ate it. How could we be expected to cook in that kitchen after that?”
We hear for mains he had a delicious serving of ‘Caca-van’ in mind!

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